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Bernard L Madoff Investment Securities Fleece Vest (#41603)
Posted by 444 Monday, January 5, 2009, 3:43 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
Get fleeced. Also see [link]

OUTSTANDING OVAL HOLLYWOOD REGENCY VINTAGE SHELL MIRROR (#41602)
Posted by 444 Monday, January 5, 2009, 3:43 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
The mirror ran away from the shells?
sam002 [64.83.232.230]
Looks like they got a couple dead fish in the added pics.

Ligand-Receptor Energetics: A Guide for the Perplexed (#41601)
Posted by 444 Monday, January 5, 2009, 3:42 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! Numerical evaluation of stoichiometric binding constants!

So that explains it.

SEE THE UNSEEN WORLD....SPIRITUAL WHIMSICAL ART- SALIN (#41600)
Posted by 444 Monday, January 5, 2009, 3:42 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
The Divine Feminine/Goddess expresses Herself without visually.
sam002 [64.83.232.230]
"Collected by private corporations" = Hangs on mom's fridge.

WORLDS UGLIEST FISH RING-14k Gold, Diamonds,Jade Stones (#41599)
Posted by 444 Monday, January 5, 2009, 3:42 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
My precioussss....

Stuffed Victorian 6-legged lamb freak taxidermy weird (#41598)
Posted by 444 Monday, January 5, 2009, 3:41 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
O'er the lamb parts....

oldest cupcake ther mostlikely is (#41597)
Posted by 444 Monday, January 5, 2009, 3:41 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
Half-baked spelling.

more madness job lot from the wacky witch and her broom (#41596)
Posted by 444 Monday, January 5, 2009, 3:40 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
Awwww.....

STOMPITY STOMPITY STOMP!

Tackiest of tacky Topaz pendants unwanted of course (#41595)
Posted by 444 Monday, January 5, 2009, 3:40 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
Marketing 101.

Dragon Keeper of the Gate China 40' tall sculpture (#41594)
Posted by 444 Monday, January 5, 2009, 3:40 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
For guarding your dungeon.

Is everyone locked in there today?

The early days of group therapy (#41593)
Posted by chewmefun Sunday, January 4, 2009, 8:54 PM PST
chewmefun [76.6.41.4]
were somewhat uncomfortable.
ubertacky [71.107.67.127]
Oh, that's different, giving their invisible nymphomaniac friends psychiatry. It works with some people.

Lobster Crab (#41592)
Posted by chewmefun Sunday, January 4, 2009, 8:53 PM PST
chewmefun [76.6.41.4]
don't play with your food.
ubertacky [71.107.67.127]
"Street wise?" sounds like "Lenny Lobster," a hoodlum or something from "Bronx Battlers."

Bronze Monkey Lamp (#41591)
Posted by chewmefun Sunday, January 4, 2009, 8:46 PM PST
chewmefun [76.6.41.4]
lights on, nobody's home.
sam002 [64.83.232.230]
Nice photochopped background.
ubertacky [71.107.67.127]
Nope, photochopped catalog photo. Covering up the item number, which would reveal the source if you entered it in a search engine.

I'm thinking of selling stuff from this source, lots of good stuff, for your business license: [link]

(a freebie, enjoy!)
ubertacky [71.107.67.127]
Oh, they're not even trying: [link]

In The Lord's Army, is it don't ask, don't tell (#41590)
Posted by drasaid Sunday, January 4, 2009, 7:10 PM PST
drasaid [70.112.241.142]
or Don't Beat The Crap Outa Me Please
ubertacky [71.107.67.127]
slow down, dra, you reposted one here from below.
drasaid [70.112.241.142]
Sorry folks! Underemployment must be getting to me

Male and female (#41589)
Posted by drasaid Sunday, January 4, 2009, 7:09 PM PST
drasaid [70.112.241.142]
In case you want a breeding pair

[link]
drasaid [70.112.241.142]
I knew they looked familiar!

[link]
whyaduck [66.8.242.47]
[link]

2 VINTAGE 50's ANTHROPOMORPHIC PIXIES RABBIT DUCK JAPAN (#41588)
Posted by whyaduck Sunday, January 4, 2009, 4:47 PM PST
whyaduck [66.8.242.47]
Damn..... sooner or later I'm going to have to actually register on eBay.

*want*
ThirdTwin [12.148.235.193]
OMG, ducky! You don't have your Green Card?? You're not supposed to be posting on DA unless you've pissed away at least $10K on eBay.
whyaduck [66.8.242.47]
TT: Yabbut if I buy anything frivolous that'll effectively put the kibosh on the big begging auction I have planned! Gotta think about the future, y'know.....
drasaid [70.112.241.142]
Yes, those reach the 'so bad they are biddable' level. Gotta love those sores on their legs - they've been around evidently
sam002 [64.83.232.230]
I kinda like their cricket fairies too.

Losing her legs in the accident was a tragedy... (#41587)
Posted by whyaduck Sunday, January 4, 2009, 4:14 PM PST
whyaduck [66.8.242.47]
...but having a family of muskrats take up residence in her hip joint was the final indignity.

HUGE 1/24 GEMINI-TITAN ULTIMATE FLYING MODEL ROCKET KIT (#41586)
Posted by 444 Sunday, January 4, 2009, 10:21 AM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
Not a....
ThirdTwin [12.148.235.193]
2 rocket engines @ $15ea for a 1.4 second burn time = $21.43/sec. Hell, I can run my boat for a little less than that.
whyaduck [66.8.242.47]
I'm not sure that really goes with her outfit. I would have chosen an iPod, but it's so hard to accessorize these days.
n.s.sherlock [24.3.108.14]
I always enjoy viewing nice boosters.
ubertacky [71.107.67.127]
"...and the rocket's red glare!"

- Peggy Bundy, from "Peggy Sure Got Work," S1E09 [link] (view as text file)

Vintage Sea Shell Bathing Beauty TV Lamp Light (#41585)
Posted by 444 Sunday, January 4, 2009, 10:20 AM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
Needs bears.
n.s.sherlock [24.3.108.14]
I think I see a silver Humpty Dumpty with an eye patch in that thing-STOMP. Oh, hmmmm, I can't see him any more-CRUNCH.

eBay's UGLIEST BARBIE DOLL? Red Hair Lucy for OOAK &FUN (#41584)
Posted by 444 Sunday, January 4, 2009, 10:20 AM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
Condition of item: Pristine."
sam002 [64.83.232.230]
Must be Hillbilly Lucy.
whyaduck [66.8.242.47]
I think it's this one, sami: [link]

There's a whole series, but usually they have their clothes on.
ubertacky [71.107.67.127]
right, there must be a loose gypsy outfit on a tiny clothes hanger somewhere.

The "Guillotini" (#41583)
Posted by 444 Sunday, January 4, 2009, 10:19 AM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
Stupid idea #300278564180.
whyaduck [66.8.242.47]
How disappointing. From the name I was expecting a cocktail with a tiny decapitated head instead of an olive.
444 [24.233.110.128]
Ducky: You can make one with [link]
whyaduck [66.8.242.47]
I was thinking of something like this, 444. [link] Anyone got a toothpick?
zebra90210 [24.13.78.127]
"the blade is not sharp"

What a rip-off..
ubertacky [71.107.67.127]
totally defeats the point of having business cards.

The Theory of Canonical Moments With Applications in Statistics, Probability, and Analysis (#41582)
Posted by 444 Sunday, January 4, 2009, 10:19 AM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! Orthogonal polynomials viewed geometrically as hyperplanes!
whyaduck [66.8.242.47]
Measures on intervals Ýa, b¨!

SILVESTRI FUNNY FACE LARGE BELL ORNAMENT WEIRD & FUNKY (#41581)
Posted by 444 Sunday, January 4, 2009, 10:18 AM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
Awwww.....

STOMP!
whyaduck [66.8.242.47]
GAAAAAAAHHHH.......... *smashety smash smash smash*
sam002 [64.83.232.230]
[link]
drasaid [70.112.241.142]
**wordlessly hands whisk broom, dustpan, and acid vat for final disposal to Duckie**
chewmefun [76.6.41.4]
diabolical clown goes incognito, fools no one.
sam002 [64.83.232.230]
How about a little clown reamer, chewie? [link]

2 young men towing boat with OOF head, 1930s (#41580)
Posted by 444 Sunday, January 4, 2009, 10:18 AM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
Poof with an oof?
whyaduck [66.8.242.47]
Is Oof Head anything like Bingo Brain? I think I must be suffering from that. Unless, of course, it's Sick Owl Syndrome or the dreaded Somethin' Up In There......
ubertacky [71.107.67.127]
Nah, it was a guy that was hit so hard, he said, "Oof!"

Lao Keng kind of glutinous March kai tai Jade sculpture (#41579)
Posted by 444 Sunday, January 4, 2009, 10:18 AM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
O'er the ram parts we sloshed....

Also see [link]
whyaduck [66.8.242.47]
We had kind of a glutinous March, but April was better.

Devil Bunny Needs a Ham card game (Cheap Ass Games) (#41578)
Posted by 444 Sunday, January 4, 2009, 10:17 AM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
Not quite clear on the concept.

Not to be confused with [link]
pittipat [68.7.12.84]
I'd rather play Munchkin.

AMAZING NATURAL QUARTZ CRYSTAL DOG, MUST SEE, L@@K!!! (#41577)
Posted by 444 Sunday, January 4, 2009, 10:17 AM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
"...UNBELIEVABLE...." I agree. Also see [link] looking for a seroius offer.
sam002 [64.83.232.230]
"WE WILL BE HOLDING ON TO IT TILL THE NEW YEAR FOR GOODLUCK" And probably long after.
pittipat [68.7.12.84]
Looks like The Auditor - [link]
pittipat [68.7.12.84]
Oops, forgot the story! [link]
ubertacky [71.107.67.127]
Yes, it looks like a dog. A dog with a cancerous growth, that is.

Meanwhile, back in Innsmouth (#41576)
Posted by drasaid Sunday, January 4, 2009, 7:48 AM PST
drasaid [70.112.241.142]
the Daughters of Dagon kept on with their darning duties
sam002 [64.83.232.230]
hehe, we need to buy that for dra.
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