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Item #87

Gator Bride

Category: Hall of Fame
Added: 2 Aug 2001
Final Bid: no bids

Well, isn't that just precious. A dried-out, long-dead alligator, all dressed up like the belle of the ball.

She's all set to offer her hand in marriage to a dashing suitor. That is, if she had hands, and not just stumps.

I hope there's an afterlife, so that this alligator can have a long discussion with whoever did this to her mortal remains.

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(Found by someone on Disturbing Auctions Daily -- please contact me so I can credit you)

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