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Item #9

Nude Shaker

Category: Shakers
Added: 24 Sep 1999
Final Bid: unknown

"Okay Mr. Jacobson, now you sit tight. I just had the product idea that will rocket our humble salt and pepper shaker manufacturing facility to number one!

"We'll have a nude lady, reclining, with a coy look in her eye. 'Come to me,' she seems to say, 'pluck my HH-cup breasts from their very sockets and dispense seasoning from them.'

Great idea, huh boss? Boss?"



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